New York! Flavor Flav?

I mean really! Doesn't that look like New York?

And if that don't look like Flavor Flav, I'll be damned!!!

Updated just for you K.C.!!!

Toilet Paper Test

I can't take it! I just can't take it! I can proudly say that, while soft, I made it through roll! Get this, ummm the roll was a tight fit too! Yeah!!! I kinda feel sorry for the guy!

WTF Wednesday!

I simply just dont understand this dude! But it had me laughin out loud!

I just dont understand!

I went to KFC to redeem Oprah's coupon for free chicken and there was talk in that place! The black folk was up in air talkin bout where is the drink!!! WTF! You got a free meal and you are mad cause it doesn't come with a drink? I can't take it! Then before I get to the door there was a dude outside selling coupons for a dollar! I can't take it. Black fold will make up an excuse to make money I tell you...

Okay, I'll be back, I gots some coupons to sell!

I'm Mad, and He Doesn't Care!

Nice in your ways, smiling like the sun
Pride in your stride, and press in your step
Dependable care, undoubtedly true
Just a few of the things I like about you!

You made me smile before I saw you
You turned me on before touching me
My mind wondered with you to a distant place
Expecting, waiting for that warm embrace.

Much was there something was not
I wanted to give a story to this inkblot
You said you wanna try I tried
You said you wanna go I went along
Against my gut, I tried something new
But I'm sitting here right now pissed at you!

Reaching my end holding onto the beginning
Convincing myself of a possible fictional storyline
I sat and stared, thought and stood, watching my days move slower and slower going bye

I want a change, I don't know how to make it
Unfortunately I don't think I can take it.
Happily ever after might skip me by
As I sit on the floor in the bathroom teary eyed!

A Pinch Of EVERYTHING!

It's going to be one of those posts like I used to do before. Like "where did that come from" type of posts, lol! Okay... I want someone to take this test and let me know what their score is! They said I was 36% GAY. I doubt it that I'm that gay! I thought it was a lil more... lmao

The apartment is coming very well. The only thing that I need is to get the living room furniture. A TV, couch, a coupla chairs, table, tv stand and ummm the tv to put on it. I'm not worried so much about it. Little by little is how it will come. I have my internet at my house and I have cable too. My fridge is stocked with food and juice, and my cabinets too. My bathroom has towels, and is well decorated might I add! All of my necessities and minor amenities are supplied. I'm happy! My bedroom is big enough for people to sit in and have plenty of room! If you have the burning desire to contribute and help me out with the remainder, by all means visit Target.com (click on Target LOGO)! 

Moving on to the House Warming Party! The date will be Sunday, May 17th, at 6pm. My boy Reggie is havin his b-day party the day before and the Sunday before is Momma's Day, and the previous Sunday is too short of notice. My address, and any other information, is available for anyone who desires to come and/or bring something. Yea, There will be music! Yea, there will be food! Yes, I'll be cooking it! No, I'm not telling you what I'm making. Come out and enjoy my new apartment with me and find out!



I know its the weekend, but people will have until Monday to post their questions that they failed to post after about 2 weeks of notice! lol ::insert sarcasm:: If they aren't posted by Monday at 3:30pm EST, then ummm OH WELL!!!

Summer is coming and yea... Fuzzy is in the market for another summer job. I still have Kohl's, but instead of looking for an additional job, I'm going to be looking for employment that will pay me about $12-$14 per hour with evening hours starting at around 4ish. Lookin for 30-40 hours a week. The goal of this is to replace both of my jobs currently while making substituting optional as opposed to my main income. If this successfully works out, then i wont have any trouble with money, meeting my bills, saving money or having spending money! I'm great with managing money (thanks Momma!) and this shouldn't be too much of a problem. I want something Monday through Friday though... that might be a problem! I found an apartment that, to me, is a steal... I'll find a job too!

Things with Dre are moving along. It's hard to describe, but we are moving slow in a fast way. That's all I will say now...

Okay... I was listening to this song while driving to pick up some furniture and some odds and ends for the place. Not by choice, but it came on the radio...

M.Winans & P. Diddy - I dont wanna know

It got me to thinking... would I really want to know if someone that I loved and held so close to me was cheating on me? If I was in a relationship for years with someone and they cheated on me would that be the nails in the coffin? I asked a couple of friends and many replied, "HELL YEA!!!" It didn't really sit too well with me. I mean, think about it... if you have vested time in a relationship, should you really just walk out on it? Shouldn't you wanna work on it? Maybe it's just me... What do you think? Cast your vote to the LEFT!

Let's Review:

• How Gay are you?
• Housewarming Date and Time
• Don't forget to post your questions!
• Job talk
• Cast your vote on the Poll to the LEFT

Happy Commenting! lol

Questions Answered Edited for YB&DL!!!

Okay, let me say that some people have the gall to talk about how I chose to deliver the answers for the many upon many questions posted. If they would take a min to examine that I do have quite the busy life and I posted these answers from my cellphone they might not have gone off like America's Next Best Drama Queen! I'm not going to say who went off, but the new post title says it all! For simple instructions for the visually handicapped, the bolded names represent the bloggers. The blue lettering represents the questions. They are in italics out if you are further visually challenged! The black lettering following the blue italics are the answers to these questions. If you have any questions, please forward to YB&DL LMAO... That was for being the first person to comment and coming for me at the same time!

YB&DL:

# 1, A fat guy with a cute face or a fugly nigga with a bangin body? Ugly nigga wit a bangin body

# 2, A Fine as wine nigga, I mean....Phyne but with a 2 inch dick or but ass ugly nigga who is 2 inches form the ground...lol...You know what I mean? Phyne wit a two inch dick (seems to be my usual nowadays)

# 3, Would YOU rather be devastatingly handsome or have a huge penis? Devastatingly handsome works! Much more will see me and wonder than actually see me under!

# 4, Would you rather have intelligence or good looks? Intelligence has gotta win over looks. Looks doesn't make you much money nowadays!

# 5, Do you think you really would ever tell your secret blog crush about your feelings? I don't think so. She's so cool and we've built a friendship I don't know what would happened if I loosed my lips on that!

# 6, Now we know you had a couple students find your blog, but have you ever been attracted to any of your students? I have been attracted to many of my students. They just too damn sexy for they own good!

# 7, How do you think your father really feels about you moving out? I don't really know how my father feels about me moving out. I was going to blog about this but since you asked, he and I had our first conversation this afternoon! I was shocked and excited. There were no harsh words or feelings exchanged either! I was thrilled!!!

# 8, Now that you have given Dre your blog address, do you really believe he doesn't secretly read your blog? No, I don't believe he doesn't stop by every now and then but I don't really care much either. We have the openly blunt type of relationship. Whatever it is it is! Whatever he reads he reads. I have other more important things to worry about!

# 9, If the answer to Question 8 is Yes, then you have no problems talking about him, correct? I have no problems talking about him. Because of people in my friend click knowing him and seeing him semi regularly I will use tact and discernment when disclosing certain info. LoL

# 10, Is it hard ever seeing Shawn with someone else, evening though you have moved on too? Yes it is hard seeing him with someone else at times. Especially during those reminiscing times...

# 11, I have the Infamous Jay-Z and Nas question for you...Who is better in bed Shawn or Dre?...and don't act like you haven't hit it with Dre yet!!! Actually I can't answer that question! Dre and I haven't hit it yet. (I know blowing my mind also) I have my expectations based on the 3 bases we've covered thus far. Maybe when I get to home base I'll do a comparitive post hahahahahahaha nah that's rude... but nah I can't answer that 1...

# 12, If your pleaded the 5th to Question 11, and by that I mean gave me some punk ass "Neither are better, they are just different!" answer...Then explain in detail how they are different in the boudoir. Dre is more aggressive and forceful. That's both a good thing and a bad thing! Shawn is more emotional with feelings. Dre is more explorative with his mouth (in most areas) I'm not sure who eats better ass... its so early in the relationship. Sorry Dre and Shawn if this offended either of you...

# 13, People have a tendency to date the same person in a different body...how are Dre and Shawn a like? The two are so very different. Both physically and emotionally. They both were into me very deeply very quickly.

# 14, Do you hate me after these Questions so far? Nope I don't hate you. If I woulda had sex wit Dre I might of had to answer that question. Then I woulda been mad. I have an inkling of who might be better... lol

# 15, If you were allowed to have sex with any 3 people in the world know or unknown, with no reprocutions from Dre, if you had the chance to get with them...who would it be? T.I., Shawn's Cousin(he knows which one) and i'd have to say... hmmm Taye Diggs!

# 16, If you had the chance to have sex with Shawn one more time right now would you? I really had to think hard on this one. The best sex I had with shawn was when both of our emotions were tied into it. Which I believe are long gone... meaningless sex isn't fulfilling to me so I would go with no!

Photogreg:

# 1, Since I'm a former elementary teacher, what was your worst day of subbing and what grade was it? Last week on Wednesday! I gave a trial run cooking with the home ec students and let me tell you. You have to have complete authority over them. If you're not in control with those devils someone willget hurt! I almost had an incident during period 8 and they were 7th graders! Believe, I let them have it the following day!

Manchild:
# 1, If some superhero came and gaveu the ability to change one thing that has occurred in ur life these last 3,what would u change? I would change my mom passing away

Jamar Herrod:
# 1, Who's Twin? Twin is Jersey Reality's nickname. http://arealitydose.blogspot.com
# 2, Are you dating someone? Yes I am dating someone and his name is Dre!

Ty:
# 1, What mischief (if any) do you have planned for yourself now that you have your own place? Mischief? Ty, whatever do you mean? I havent PLANNED anything lol...

M-Dubb:
# 1, Who dat say, "Who dat?" when I say, "Who dat?" Man I dont know! i mean really? was that the best you could do? Im gonna need you to do better! I great deal better!!!

Chet:
# 1, How are things going thus far? Things are doing and going much better. My carpet is down, my bedroom is finished or about 98% finished, by dining room area (lol) is 50% done, my LR needs much help and I need an airconditioner that's higher than 10,00 btus! This apartment is a freaking oven!

There were quite a few that said they would double back, I might decide to let you ask them for a soon to come date. Stay tuned... ttyl...

Questions / Housewarming Party / Updated info

Its been a long time since my last post. Been frustrated trying to get this apartment together so that I may dwell there in peace! Things have been going wrong ever since I signed that lease but its going to be just fine! This, I'm sure of! Its been said that my apartment will be ready on tuesday the 14th of April. I'll be happy when I see it done! I have my bathroom together for the most part. My kitchen is together for the most part. My bedroom will come thogether when the carpet goes in on the 14th. (UPDATED INFO on 4/15: the carpet still isnt done! Maybe this thursday it will be done! Trying not to be agitated!!!)The only room that isn't established as of yet is the living room / eating area. I'm thinkin of furniture that will be assembled. Twin and I managed to get a fridge in the place by the grace of God! I don't wanna go through all of that lifting. I was thinking, and taking heed to other's suggestions of having a Housewarming Party. This will make my apartment official. The date will be May 17th, which is a Sunday. I will be having food, which type I'm not sure... there will be Mac n cheese and chicken of course! Shoot me some suggestions! Mark the date, May 17th. You all are invited. Registry info will be coming soon...

April 27th will mark 3 years for me on blogger! I haven't done this in awhile, so I'm opening the lines for questions! Shoot out ya questions and I'll answer them. Ask me something that you've always wanted an answer for, embarass me! Ask what you may. The answers will be posted on April 27th.

Okay... I'm off to clean my apartment... LATA!

It's My Birthday Today!

This week... My goodness this week! It's been trying but I'm here! Giving you an update on everything before I get into the meat of the post... I wanted to blast my father from here to kingdom come! I wanted to slay him with every word that I could think of. Instead of losing my cool I went to sleep. I thought of this one scripture, be angry but sin not. I'm allowed to be angry. I'm allowed to be upset. I'm not allowed to have that anger and rage drive me to sin. The nap took the edge off. I went to work that night and came home. Lo, and behold on yesterday he yells upstairs asking if he could talk to me. My skin started to rise and I was ready to attack at a moments notice. This dude apologized to me! For yelling at my friend, jumping to conclusions, for speaking outta order, for everything! I had to sit down! What? This man has never apologized to me for anything he did! I felt faint! lol I accepted his apology and went back to my room and watched Bolt on my cell phone! That was a great movie!

I talked to this lady who is handling the transactions for this apartment I said I didn't want. I failed to take note of the part that said that I can't get my deposit back. So, I had a choice of losing $1000 or move into my apartment. Y'all know what I chose right? Fuzzy has his own place and the party is gonna be on! I'm gonna be sending an official invite out. For all of those that will be in the area and not otherwise engaged, Saturday, April 4th, will be my 24TH BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! It's such short notice but I'll be working next weekend and I'll have the whole weekend to myself this weekend! It will be work to move in a day or two, but I'm determined and it will come together! Watch and see! There will be pictures and there is WiFi there. Hopefully its strong enough for me not to pay for Internet. My G1 picked up the signal so my computer should have no problem.

Hmmm I'm gonna be shopping for some needed items tomorrow and moving both today and tomorrow. Fridge, bathroom and kitchen items, plate ware, flatware, curtains couches, chairs, tables... Shawn I'm gonna need your eyes! Here is your chance! I said you could decorate my room before when i moved into my other place, but now you get to decorate my apartment. ::Coughs:: "budget" ::clears throat:: lmao...

I wasn't excited at first because it was more of a forced movement instead of a choice. Now the excitement is setting in. I'm gonna have my own space! I can run around my apartment naked like J Shanlin did! I can be my own superman with my security blanket. I can cook and not worry about whether my food will be eaten. I will have my freedom! God is sooo good!

Dre has something up his sleeve. I don't know what it is... I know something is coming. If not then I'm not gonna worry about it. I am taking charge of my own happiness. I'm moving onward! On January 1st I said the saying for my year was going to be, "In 2009 I'm gonna be fine!" It's working out and I'm stepping out believing that all will work out!

I'm signing off to try to do some work in my work day. I'll be back later on today with the flyer for the party ::Coughs Shawn::

Why Drama?

I'm laying down in my bed, steaming... I'm hot... this is a fresh wound. My anger is high, my rage is growing and I'm steamin! Why are people so freakin backwards? Why does family talk behind each others backs? Why do people constantly say blood is thicker than water but are the first ones to stab you in the heart, the back, and watch you bleed?

I'm feeling abandoned. The only family that I hold close is my brother, his wife and kids. I come into knowledge that he's talkin about me and my friend that's staying with me. He's feeding my father info saying that he needs to tell me he needs to go! Talkin like 2 guys in the same bed ain't right! GROW UP!!! There is a living room with my cousin and her baby here, my dad's bedroom and my bedroom with friend and myself! The only other room is the kitchen! There is no room for more beds or air mattresses. More importantly, why is it your problem? He doesn't even live here! This is bullshit and I'm over it! Stop actin like my father! The father I have ain't shit!

Speaking of the ain't shit father, he blows up at my friend this morning after I left for work. Back story... Dre came over. We played video games, talked and went out to shoprite for some juice so we can eat. Ate, slept, woke up and was off to work. I come back shortly because I have a 1 1/2 hour break. I left and go back to work. Enter the text message! My father is talkin stuff like he doesn't want any hanky panky funny business going on or anyone spending the night! this and this, that and that... whatever! Who in hell is he to say that? I pay 60% of the rent and he is telling me? Woah son... nah not happening like that!

You have done mad stuff in this house, hypocritical things at that! How are you gonna come at me left field with this? How you gonna pull the daddy card when you've done absolutely nothing worthwhile to raise me! I'm layin down and he just walked into the house and I need to go to sleep! I'm feeling violent I need to calm down...

I'm leaning towards excommunication of my father and brother and completely being alone. Its better than keeping hypocritical, caniving, and phony people around. Family is over-rated and I'm ready to write them off. I need sleep! Why me? Damn I'm so hurt right now...