I'm 28, I Can't Believe This Happened!

Set scene, just before noontime on a Thursday morning. I woke up and feeling extra special some sorta way. My dick has its own agenda and for once in a ling time, I'm with it! It's time for sex! Yea, I have pneumonia and supposed to be resting, but its freakin boring being around the house doing nothing.

I set forth plans to get some booty and some dick to come over and pleasure me back to sleep. Apparently the universe decided to blacklist me from sexual activity. I called, texted, emailed, instant messages, emessaged, everything short of a chat line! I even tried craigslist for goodness sake! Ugggh, I fell asleep 12hours later without activity. So upset!

I dreamed I was back in high school. I was walking past the attendance office on the way to my gym class and say my brother checking in my nephew. Kinda odd, since my nephew is only like 10 years younger than me. Whatever, its a dream, I kept it moving like it was normal. I get to the gym, and there's all sorts of various sports playing simultaneously all around me. Balls of many varieties, pucks, and miscellaneous equipment being thrown, lunged, tossed and targeted at me from all angles. All I did was dodge all this stuff while running laps around the gym.

I build up a sweat and need a shower before my next class. I go lather up and the shower stops in mid rinse. I have soap all in my privates and didn't wanna stop itching. I try to turn the shower in again and surprisingly nothing. I asked gym teachers for assistance, they look past me like I don't exist. I try other showers and found one. Just as I do, another nephew of mine comes walking up on and greeted me with a pat on the back. Weird! I'm thinking, "where'd this guy come from?"

So, back to getting this soap off of me so I can get to my next class. Resuming the shower, I start to rinse accordingly and my dick is hard. Very teenager, especially in a locker room, but then I started jerking off. And before a few strokes, I was climaxing. And it felt so good there was another that immediately followed! I look up and both nephews are staring at me like wtf! I had the guilt face of a kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar, but continued to eat the cookie, lol! Then I woke up...

Shaking, relaxed and with a tear from my eye, I came to. What a dream! I noticed my dick was hard and I felt really relaxed. Hmmm, I hastily checked to see what was going on and I felt up on my stuff. I pulled back a hand coated in nut! I'm 28 years old and never had a wet dream, and now my body chooses to show out? Wtf?

Just Keep Wondering...