Operator: Hello 911 Emergency
Caller: I don't know what to do... Oh my God...
Operator: Sir, What's your name? What is the situation?
Caller: I just came in and there was blood on the floor and I looked...
Operator: Breathe and please try to relax. Where are you at?
Caller: I'm at my house 1234 Unfortunate Lane Nillville, NJ
Operator: Where is the blood coming from?
Caller: It's everywhere! The stairs and the banister and the walls too. It's everywhere and I don't know what to do! (scream) There's a heart on the floor...
Operator: Did you just say there's a heart on the floor?
Caller: (silence)
Operator: Are you there? Sir... Hello... Hello...
Pictorial Editorial Wednesday- The Prince Fielder Edition
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Now I haven't wrote a Pictorial Editorial in a minute...hell I haven't
wrote a real post in a while. I always have plans for another post, but I
never fi...
11 years ago
1 thoughts:
WTF?
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