October 22, 2007

Less than desired I guess

spot. None existed. I asked a gentleman, "excuse me sir, do you..." and before I could finish the gentleman loudly stated, "I I left the hotel room to move my car and my dventure begins here. I initially thought that i could just pump the meter with coins and that would be fine! GUESS AGAIN! I saw that sign that said no parking 7-9 or something like that and 4-6. its 7:03 and i need to find a parking spot. I found one but only had one quarter. That's not gonna fly. I went in search of a place to get some change. EVERY PLACE IS CLOSED! I walked around for a bit liking for a free parkingdon't have any money"!


I was taken back by this! What in hell do I look like asking some stranger for money? I'll just ask the people I know! :-) I had no markings of a beggar. a cell phone on my hip, car keys in my hand, less than runway Capri's, with matching Tims, and accessorized with a gold chain and gold ring. my fuckin ring was worth more than his whole damn outfit! Bitch please! I told the fool, ain't nobody ask him for any money. calm down and chill! all i wanted to know was there any place to park for free around here he laughed and kept on spraying down the sidewalk. You give these uncle toms a damn uniform and they act like they own shit! I have come to tell them all something different! I am disgusted and still don't have a parking spot.

6 thoughts:

Jay said...

If you are in dc you would look like a begger, sorry but true. Its early in the morning and you are not in a suit, you fit the description. O yea, good luck with parking.

Rodney said...

Take a deep breath and carry change at all times. Beware of parking traps for they are out there to rob the unsuspecting of their hard-earned coin. I'm a witness. I still owe some folks some money.

Praising Him anyhow!

Ladynay said...

Where are you trying to park? I am sooooo loss :-(

WhozHe said...

Dang, all of that and still no parking spot? I think skin color sometimes has a part to play in how people respond to strangers on the street.

ponoono said...

sounds like all your outfit was missing was a 40 in a paper bag. lmao.

Jersey Brotha said...

I'm with you ladynay, I was lost as hell too. If it weren't for Jay's comment, I would still be tryin to figure out what the hell Fuzzy was goin thru lol.