My weekend was a blast. It was filled with church, working and spending time with Dre, Church friends and blogger friends. I had such a blast for real for real!
Sunday was my dad's birthday. I couldn't reach him. I was kinda glad that he was busy. He always sits around and complains on how he never gets to go anywhere and nobody wants to be bothered with him. So he was out and I left a message on his VM with my happy birthday wishes. He's 71! Here is where the T comes in!
Lately there has been a string of porn being ordered on Comcast. Who orders porn where it can be tracked? It was a gay flick ordered twice and another booty flick. Why was I being blamed? i dont order stuff like that! I have plenty on my computer! Then the blame was cast on my friend. I admit, I thought it was him, but I couldn't really make mention of my thoughts because I had no proof! We are the only guys that ummm... like guys! So, I told my father I wasn't paying for anything. It wasn't me and its not goin down like that! I told him I needed to see records so we can get to the bottom of this. Records proved that the friend wasn't in the house yet. I was at work. That leaves my cousin and my dad... Hmmm... Which is ordering the gay porn? I still have yet to find out!
Next, my cousin sees my dad on the train and thought it not robbery to give me a synopsis of her train ride. She sees him with a 40oz and some ciggs chillin, while talking to himself! On the freakin train! What in high HELL? Damn who drinks a 40oz in broad daylight and talking to himself. The T with this one was he was talkin like he couldn't wait till he got his next fix! WHAT? I swear that I need to cash in my family for a new set! Just today, when I came home for my hour and a half lunch break, I see a used condom on the floor right in the doorway of his room. Did I mention he was 71?
I'm going to an interview today for a summer position in a private school. It's paying at least $20 per hour and is for 6 hours per day monday through friday for the entire summer, or the bulk of it. I have a hookup through church and hoping that all goes well. Maybe, just maybe, this can turn into something for next year until I can get myself together with this schooling! Did I say anything about hating college? I meant to... goodness! It's a freakin runaround!
I gotta get back to work. Oh, don't forget about Testimony Tuesday on Mornin Manna. Have a great Tuesday! Oh, God is Good!
Sunday was my dad's birthday. I couldn't reach him. I was kinda glad that he was busy. He always sits around and complains on how he never gets to go anywhere and nobody wants to be bothered with him. So he was out and I left a message on his VM with my happy birthday wishes. He's 71! Here is where the T comes in!
Lately there has been a string of porn being ordered on Comcast. Who orders porn where it can be tracked? It was a gay flick ordered twice and another booty flick. Why was I being blamed? i dont order stuff like that! I have plenty on my computer! Then the blame was cast on my friend. I admit, I thought it was him, but I couldn't really make mention of my thoughts because I had no proof! We are the only guys that ummm... like guys! So, I told my father I wasn't paying for anything. It wasn't me and its not goin down like that! I told him I needed to see records so we can get to the bottom of this. Records proved that the friend wasn't in the house yet. I was at work. That leaves my cousin and my dad... Hmmm... Which is ordering the gay porn? I still have yet to find out!
Next, my cousin sees my dad on the train and thought it not robbery to give me a synopsis of her train ride. She sees him with a 40oz and some ciggs chillin, while talking to himself! On the freakin train! What in high HELL? Damn who drinks a 40oz in broad daylight and talking to himself. The T with this one was he was talkin like he couldn't wait till he got his next fix! WHAT? I swear that I need to cash in my family for a new set! Just today, when I came home for my hour and a half lunch break, I see a used condom on the floor right in the doorway of his room. Did I mention he was 71?
I'm going to an interview today for a summer position in a private school. It's paying at least $20 per hour and is for 6 hours per day monday through friday for the entire summer, or the bulk of it. I have a hookup through church and hoping that all goes well. Maybe, just maybe, this can turn into something for next year until I can get myself together with this schooling! Did I say anything about hating college? I meant to... goodness! It's a freakin runaround!
I gotta get back to work. Oh, don't forget about Testimony Tuesday on Mornin Manna. Have a great Tuesday! Oh, God is Good!
8 thoughts:
Oh Wow! Gay Porn?!?!? A Used Condom?!?! LMAO A MESS! Wowzers! I guess its never to old to get your groove on....
I Wonder Whose watching the gay porn tho. lmao. Talking To Himself. lol. Maybe he just had a lot on his mind. who knows lol.
Good Luck wit dat position that would be nice as hell!
your dad is off the chains...GAY porn huh?...I wonder...
hope you do well on that interview...
Um, well maybe the apple doesn't fall to far from the tree...hmm
Maybe he is into a little gay porn, or maybe he was just curious as to what you really saw in it...
The condom thing, is what got my head scratching...does he had a girlfriend or a side dish, that you know of, who is he using the condom on?
You like your little sippy sip yourself, getting your litlle taste on too. Yeah it might not be a 40 oz. but you liek to get your drink on, STOP coming down on him for it being a 40 oz and in the daytime...it's 6 pm somewhere!
His next fix? Maybe he was referring to his next booty call... His next jack off to some gay porn?
Can you imagine a 71 year old man still beating his meat! LOL
One word: Viagra!
:)
This is too much. At least Pops gets down safely. I hope you rock that interview. Be well.
Alright!!!! Your dad says that there may be smoke on the mountain but there is still fire in the furnace. LOL Wouldn't you just gag if you dad ordered the gay porn. Oh, wait, I just gagged for you.
First and foremost I am pleased to hear that you had a great weekend. Now on to Comcast; WTF is going on in that house? Porn from cable, chile pleeze, cuzin or daddy better try downloading or pay per view on line.
Drinking beer a 40oz and smokin cigs first thing in the morning on public transportation, and not to mention talking to himself (soliloquy). Mental health services may be needed.
Happy belated birthday to your dad, seventy one is the new sixty.
Comcast doesnt even have GOOD nor BLK Gay porn!...YES, I've checked my ON DEMAND menu, so I know what i'm talking about! The Internet is REAL tea!
I'm NOT going to go on a tangent, about how I used to sneak and watch the Playboy channel (@6am), when I was a tween. LMAO!
Maybe your Dad is going through something...and, he needs some help or a talk.
;-)
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