So one day I was bored at home in my house. I was on the PC and took a gander at a condom that was on the desk. I thought to myself, "hmmmmm". I said why not! I broke open the sucka and rolled it right on down. It felt nice! I touched it a few times and it felt good too! I grabbed my dick and began to pleasure myself. The first time I jerked off in a condom! Is this something new, or have I been missing out?
24 thoughts:
I guess there wouldn't be as much mess after. :-)
Excuse me Fuzzy, but did you not say on Jay's blog that you were gonna join in on "not touching myself?" You didn't even last one week LMAO! (And yes, you're missing out.)
This post took place way before Jay's post!
I am still going strong! there is a red condom on my right shoulder tellin me to jack! on the left shoulder, i have a white condom, with a mini condom halo, telling me to hold out! SOOO MANY CHOICES!!!
why oh WHYYYYYYYYYYY
the lube on that condom is go0nna ruin the taste of ya nutt when u decide to snack !!!
don't let it go to waste though.. drop it off at a soup kitchen.
lmao
2nd comment: are you sleeping on the damn couch now ????
final comment: where exactly was the "nudity" in those pictures?? nudity is the depiction of the human body.. umm.. naked. the body was totally missing.. so i don't think there was any nudity right??
ok there was a really big black dick wrapped in rubber in the pictures, but the rubber wrapper means the dick wasn't even technically naked.
the only thing arguably nude was your hand.. and a hand without a glove is not considered nude.
stop cheating your readers!!! when u advertise nudity you should deliver damnit !
lmao
here's a shocker to you ponoono, that's not my dick! judging from the handsize in contrast with the dick, mine will cast shadow on that dick! GET IN!!!
This is turning out to be the funny post i wanted it to be! :-)
Gimme More!!!
LMAO!!! You are something else!! I'm glad these arent self-photos!
I tried it once...many many "seeds" ago. LOL! At least it cuts back on clean up.
;-)
oh my goodness! 2 much!
I can't take all this! Wait till I do a sexual post!
Wait who is on a masterbation strike? Hmmm u go right ahead! You and Jay are on ya own!
Wait one minute...I didn't even see the tiny warning and opened this up at work. I'm so glad my cube (and computer screen faces a wall.
What a nice, moderately-sized mid-day treat.
I'm pretty sure I've jerked off in a condom before. I won't be doing it anymore though. Condoms are too expensive to be beating off with.
beatin off in a condom,nah I have
to see my seed
Promiscuous X said......
Oh my god boy u are too much for me. I hate jerkn off in a condom it takes away the feeling. I happen to like nutting in my hand, chest, the floor shitt I don't mind the clean up. or somebody can always swallow it lol
Uh, I guess I wasn't ready to see all that. But, uh, I guess a condom is neater, uh, I guess.
...*shakes head and backs away from laptop in silence*
walk the talk??
since u had to BRAG about how big it is.. back dat up with a picture then.
I am so glad to read that the picture wasn't of you. I was going to tell you that you need to leave the condom off cause it sure is making your hands dry. Though that you should try getting some lube on your hands, cause it sure is ashy. lol
LOL, WOW......
I suppose we all have gotten bored at one time or another and beat our dicks just because however; I have not done the condom thang to completion (started, but removed it) simply because I enjoy the skin to skin contact, but it would certainly be different I may just try it the next time I feel the need to beat my dick.
oh my word.... i didnt need to come on here and see all that lol
Wow i would have thought you of all people would have tried that by now. I've done that since college, i hate a mess but it's expensive that way. A waste of condoms also.
I think the fact that it is less messier is a plus but I think the feel of the hand and lube without the condom feels better. As expensive as condoms are I would rather save them for a better use, lol!
I'm with Mr. Jones. I come on here to say hi and what do I see....A big ass dick. Now you know I had to comment. LOL
omg im a republican, im not suppose to be seeing this.
I've done it before just to see what it was like. All I can say is that it was "different". But I still had to clean up afterwards. Not the bed or sheets, but off my d*ck.
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