Ok, so the offer has been doubled! I am feeling uncomfortable with this now because before I was dismissing it mostly now there is a consideration level. Get this, I go out to eat last Saturday and I was told my group of friends, including my boyfriend, to go ahead with it. "We can do a lot with $200!" I'm not believing what I'm hearing! My boyfriend just told me to go get a $200 blowjob!
I'm not going to do it but damn if he goes up another hundred I will have all of my Christmas shopping done in one day. So the day after he doubled the offer he came up to me and he said," I love you" WTF! This shit is getting out of control! Excuse the language, but I'm beside myself right now. Not only does he seem to have this crush on me and offering me money for pleasure, but now he loves me. My job is becoming more interesting everyday.
So, as the readers of dreamsinafitted already know, Shawn has a dildo now but that isn't the peak of our latest sexcapades. There was always one thing that I hated doing in bed was riding a dick. I would get hot and tired as hell plus my legs would hurt after! Last week I tried it again because I was asked to. THAT SHIT FELT GOOD AS HELL!!! I still get calls from previous lovers wanting some more, in fact one called last week! I think I got a magic ass. I said that to say after I was through with Shawn he looked just like this:
It was so adorable! Well, moving on...
Today is THANKSGIVING! I usually have a huge dinner for 3 extensions of the family to come together and dine like obese people! This year, however, will be a very sad year. The location for the dinner rotates between my place, my brother and sister's house (I'm erasing the in-law), my sister's mothers house and my sister's sister's house. Hope that wasn't confusing for anyone! But my Sister's mom had it last year, my brother and sister the year before, and my mom and I had it before them. Therefore it is my sister's sister's turn to step up. There is a problem, they were supposed to be in their new house, the old one was taken apart in the hurricane that came through Virginia recently, but they were unsuccessful. My dad and I moved into a smaller apartment so we couldn't house everybody. My brother and sister recently moved and their house is not set up yet, nor furnished. Finally my sister's mom lost their house and have been living an a hotel for about 4 or 5 months. Depressing... to top it off, my aunt was thrown out of her apartment after she just moved in to only have to come back and live with me. I just got her scent out of my house! DAMN! So no family this year because I made plans to be with friends this year. No offense to my friends, but I wanted to be near all of my family.
TO ALL OF THE BLOGGERS AND THE READERS OF OUR BLOGS, I WISH YOU A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
::exhale::
I'm not going to do it but damn if he goes up another hundred I will have all of my Christmas shopping done in one day. So the day after he doubled the offer he came up to me and he said," I love you" WTF! This shit is getting out of control! Excuse the language, but I'm beside myself right now. Not only does he seem to have this crush on me and offering me money for pleasure, but now he loves me. My job is becoming more interesting everyday.
So, as the readers of dreamsinafitted already know, Shawn has a dildo now but that isn't the peak of our latest sexcapades. There was always one thing that I hated doing in bed was riding a dick. I would get hot and tired as hell plus my legs would hurt after! Last week I tried it again because I was asked to. THAT SHIT FELT GOOD AS HELL!!! I still get calls from previous lovers wanting some more, in fact one called last week! I think I got a magic ass. I said that to say after I was through with Shawn he looked just like this:
It was so adorable! Well, moving on...Today is THANKSGIVING! I usually have a huge dinner for 3 extensions of the family to come together and dine like obese people! This year, however, will be a very sad year. The location for the dinner rotates between my place, my brother and sister's house (I'm erasing the in-law), my sister's mothers house and my sister's sister's house. Hope that wasn't confusing for anyone! But my Sister's mom had it last year, my brother and sister the year before, and my mom and I had it before them. Therefore it is my sister's sister's turn to step up. There is a problem, they were supposed to be in their new house, the old one was taken apart in the hurricane that came through Virginia recently, but they were unsuccessful. My dad and I moved into a smaller apartment so we couldn't house everybody. My brother and sister recently moved and their house is not set up yet, nor furnished. Finally my sister's mom lost their house and have been living an a hotel for about 4 or 5 months. Depressing... to top it off, my aunt was thrown out of her apartment after she just moved in to only have to come back and live with me. I just got her scent out of my house! DAMN! So no family this year because I made plans to be with friends this year. No offense to my friends, but I wanted to be near all of my family.
::sigh::
Omar, Shawn and I are coming through. You and ya fams better be on point cause I'ma be critical! LOL you know you can't please us chefs!TO ALL OF THE BLOGGERS AND THE READERS OF OUR BLOGS, I WISH YOU A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!
13 thoughts:
Get rid of that stalker, fast !! He's seriously offerin more money to convince u to get a blowjob from him ? speechless.
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lol
like i said to Shawn on his blog, Kudos to u 2 for havin an amazing sex life, magic ass ? damn, u should get it investigated, maybe u could make it in the guiness book of records lol
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im french and thxgivin in Canada was in october, so im not celebratin anythin, but happy thxgivin to u + ur people !!!!
o lawd. i can't take it. i see you believe in blowin up spots in a mighty way. so much,fuzz. so so so much.
um like soldier said.. Dude sounding a liitle like Glenn Close in Fatal Atraction.I wouldn't do it cause then he'll really be on you and SHAWN..I hope you were joking...lol
Should I be offended that no one has offered to pay me...lol
But on the real big ups to Shawn for being confident enough with his to say "go head" (pun intended). Im much too jealous for that.
I dont think I would do it, the money sounds good but trust me in exchange for the money you get, you will have a price to pay of your own.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FUZZ
Please note: I was JUST playing, even though we could use the money! lol.
On top of that I had a dream last night that I did allow someone to suck his dick, and it went terribly wrong! Don't want that dream to become a reality at all!
That's my mind saying NO...
Though we could use the money, lol.
I see this guy as a joke, nobody can love my dude like I do, so its kinda whatever to me... I know Fuzzy will handle it. But DON'T think I can't handle it either!
And baby... You is so lucky I love you, because I SWEAR these photos of me behind me back are uncalled for!
wow...
You know what keeps a relationship solid: Dollars, Head, and Ass. No rules on where the dollars come from, now the head and ass are a different story. Dollars come and go, when head and ass go, the relationship goes too. Swat him off. Or risk some bullshit like him grabbing you or other dumbshit. Yeah, swat that shit off.
@ soldier: We do have an amazing sex life, lucky me!
@ omar: its not so much! the truth is what it is! :)
@ lj: It has the possibility to go that way!
@ dayne Yea I 1, value my relationship way to much for that to happen, and 2, this could jeapordize my work environment!
@ shawnqt You are so right you CAN handle it! but Its already handled. I had a lil brief talk with him today and he understands that nothing will come and he said that he will stop coming on to me... The pic is really cute and I love to think that I was able to please you so that you were able to go right to sleep afterwards :)
You're magic...*exhale* I don't know whose worse, you are Shawn! LOL
Two word, fatal attraction! Dudes gonna be boiling your Garfield stuffed animal soon, better back away fast! LOL I jest, but I am for real, somethings not right with dude.
WHAT THE HOT HELL?
LMAO while clutching pearls and gasping for air.
THE PICTURE.
THE CRAZY MAN.
HMMMM MMMM MMMMM
I so know what you're tlaking about though. Everyone was saying I looked like a boy hooker a couple months ago. (Okay even now. LOL) And it disturbed me, but everyone was like. "YOU SHOULD TRY IT AND MAKE SOME MONEY. YOU COULD JUST BE THE TYPE THAT OFFERS COMPANIONSHIP."
I don't know what it is with many gay men and love. They feel an emotion they can't describe, and it's somewhere near affection. "DAMN THIS MUST BE LOVE".
-Marz
nice write up. Hope things are going well over there. Seems like you've been busy as hell.
Ok so I'm new..I need to catch up LOL...I'll be back haha
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That is all that I can say!
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