I Have A Crush On You!

Last week one of my coworkers supposedly seen that I needed help waking up for work. Great, cause I did! My old wake up call is experiencing medical problems and I don't blame her for wanting to stay in the bed and sleep. So I took the offer and gave him my number and I got my wake up call the next morning.

I've noticed that this dude is Acting kinda weird and out of character, or what seemed to be his character. This was last week. This week, on Monday, dude comes to me and he says, "The people here (at the job) are too open and they should keep their business closeted like I do." Shall I say ALARM? The next day he comes to me again and says that he doesn't like keeping secrets and he wants to tell me something but he can't tell me as of yet and that there are too many people around. I'm have the attitude, JUST TELL ME ALREADY!

Wednesday goes by and no secret. I'm off on Friday and I'd forgotten about it. I get to work early and he comes in about 15 minutes after I started working. He says, while there is only the two of us present, "remember that I told you I had something to tell you? Well, I am Gay!" Innerly I felt like imploding. Kinda like I don't believe that he said this to me feeling. I didn't really know how to react when he said this to me. So, I go on with my day like nothing ever happened. It never came back up and I was thinking that he just needed to tell somebody.

Saturday. Yesterday was going pretty well up until about 1:15 pm. Dude called me and asked me to hang out. I told him that I was busy and I already had plans. He calls me about two hours later to see where I was and if I wanted to come and chill. He said that he'd make it worth my while. RED FLAG! I said that I was on my way to get a haircut and he asked if I was finished doing all that I needed to do. I had to hang up cause the barber was ready. He called back an hour later and he tells me that he has a crush on me. I'm just thinking that he wanted to play around but he said crush. Then he said, "You're so cute and hella fine and so adorable. While I'm so flattered, and accepting these comments, I said, "I don't get down like that". I thought that would be the best response (Jay and I collaborated on this response) since I wanted to reject him and I didn't wanna say that I got a dude (outting myself on the job).

Saturday night! It gets better, Now I have a $100 offer for a blowjob on the table. WTF? Only a hundred? I think I'm worth more than a hundred, LOL!