If you were getting ya booty eaten out and you really had to fart, what would you do?
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What have you done or would do in the event of needing to use the bathroom while having sex?
I need answers...
lol
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To answer your question I'd tell him and let him decide if he wants to keep going or pause to let business get dealt with.
The second one is tmi but...when I am about to cum real hard, it feels like I have to pee so I don't stop it. So far I haven't pee'd on nobody! LOL If I gotta take a solid then I stop the show. Period.
lmao @ this subject cause its something i wanted to talk about on my blog but it made me laugh everytime i tried to type it !
Anal sex is what it is, a simple " baby wait, i'm feeling awkward " and trip to the bathroom -> followed by a nice shower should be ok !
It might kill the naughty lil' vibe u had but that aint nothing compared to what could happen if u decide not to stop, especially when bein eaten out !!!!
1st question, u better say something. I barely want to smell it when I'm eye level to someone. 2nd question, tell that person to stop so u don't have a big mess on ur hands when he finally pulls out
ummm... ok, this is a new one.
oh yeah the comment, Shit, GO! holla back at you when you get back, lol.
Get it, "back", lol. I made a funny!
Hahaha, um.
I don't know if I'd say, "I gotta fart, the amorousness needs to END NOW" or something, but I'd definitely put everything on a hiatus, go to the bathroom, whatever.
I think I've gone to the bathroom before...but I also didn't really like the guy I was with, so...I didn't really care if things didn't work out.
NEVER fart in anyones mouth
me? well if it was a jump off... i'd push the boy away of course.. so that fart just sorta wetly richochets off his forehead.
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the brown betty issue is a bit more serious... aint nothing gonna ruin the mood quicker than a sticky stinker on the sheets !!
******especially if they are YOUR sheets !!!! *******
@jay: if u can smell it at eye level.. thats a FIVE ALarM FIRE !!
@SHAWNQT: EXPLAIN THAT PLEASE LUCY !!??!!
ALWAYS ASK A DATE OF HE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOILET PAPER AND A SHOWER CURTAIN. If he can't answer the question... DO NOT let him use your bathroom.
lolololololololollool
I usually know when i'm going to have some sort of action so i handle these issues beforehand...but in the face of spontaneity,if at any time i feel any kind of pressure or bowel inspired sensation in the midst of intimate exchange...
I'd pull them away from the offending area and bring them in for a passionate kiss, then excuse myself by whispering simply "Hold up a sec baby, I'll be right back"
Upon my return I'd probably bring a treat..altoids,icecube,whipped cream...y'know
end of story.
Damn Omar, your tone was very bourgeoisque-ly appropriate !
You're my new litterary hero !
Maybe it boils down to the “old school” rule of handle your business in preparation for these moments. This means that as a skilled bottom you take the time to 1. Use the bathroom at least 1 hour prior to the event 2. Use a male douche (enema) to insure the area is completely free of debris 3. do not eat ANYTHING until the event is safely over. Following these three KEY instructions will almost certainly guarantee that you will have the cleanest, most enjoyable experience.
Also, it’s important to KNOW your body. This means that if you are in any way feeling that a meal hasn’t agreed with you OR there has been a lapse of over 3 hours between your last meal and a bowel movement, you should NOT engage in penetration. Spontaneity is never worth the UNFORGETABLE experience of having someone soil you, your sheets, etc.
If all else fails and you feel the desire to pass gas, defecate or simply a bloating feeling that cannot be ignored, do not risk the humiliation of an accident. STOP! Simply say you’ll return and follow the three KEY instructions mentioned at the start.
Gay sex can be HOT, but it doesn’t need to be a HOT stinking mess.
Yours,
Anal About My Anus
ROFLOL. ok, Go with Omar's and Cocoa Rican's step by step manuals.
This is both nasty and funny, I must side with Soldier as far as taking a nice shower...lol
ewwwww...thats nasty.
Oh just let it go, its all part of the experience...besides that a risk you go into if you're into eating out someones ass.
and if you're the one getting farted on, you should consider yourself lucky that while your mouth was all over that crack, he didn't squeeze out a #2!
yo fuz! what's good man. i finally figured the picture thing out.
and sorry, now, i can't help with ur questions. but hypothetically, i would think the sex could wait till later?
or maybe not.....lol
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