FML

So, I got into a car accident while visiting Atlanta for black gay pride. The incident almost ruins my weekend. Set scene... Guy hits me. I call police. Guy tells police that I hit him. Now we both get tickets and gotta fight it out. My 23rd time to Atlanta and my case is now dismissed and my perfect driving record is kept in tact. That's the happy ending tho.

The precursor to the finale includes a host of car issues an a robbery. Yea, on the way down to the lovely Atl, my car begins to shake and shimmy in Virginia outta the clear blue. Being concerned for the car and the safety of all parties riding, I decide that it's best to continue travels behind the wheel unassisted. Then we arrive safely and lo and behold, the car over heats! I leave my car and go to a nearby auto parts store and return within 45 mins to discover my car was broken into and battery stolen. Now stranded with little emergency funds and a damaged vehicle, I'm at my wits end without money and a return home plan. I find out that my tow service only covers me for 5 miles and I have to pay for the remaining 9 miles of the tow. Facing a possible vehicle abandonment in Georgia, I am preparing myself for the worst. I got drunk, passed out and readied myself for court in the morning. So now I have sorta beat the charges but may still need to pay the deductible. I won a battle, the war is still at large. So now the car. I got the money from big bro that always has my back in these times of auto trouble. And he bailed me outta the bind. I got the parts and now everything seems to be aligning properly. Ever so grateful...

Now it's time to get the window that was broken outta my car fixed and make my way to effectively be a thot. I need a manly distraction from these last 2 days! Being on the bodies and the booze!

Just keep wondering...