Public Service Announcement

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

To all my whores, hoes, sluts, smuts and slores, this is for you. Unsuspecting innocent ones, be aware as well. There is an issue regarding the pestilence! Bed bugs are a huge, and growing larger, issue. Those tiny lil bastards are cunning, quick and hide very well. They will turn you out if they get a hold of you. Believe me when I tell you, these bitches will gang rape you and leave you barren on the side of the road wondering why!

Gabe and I are open with our relationship. We don't' have an open relationship, but are open with the relationship we have to others. So, one night we decided we wanted to have a lil fun with this man that didn't live too far away from home. Quick convenient, handsome with a big dick and a fat ass. Not complaining at all. He claimed he sucked dick like he should be paid for it and that he's a fully versatile freak. We made our way over to the place took off coats and sat down. Less than 2 mins on the couch, my arm began to itch. I paid no mind to it until the issue became bigger and more of my arm started to itch. I looked down and noticed a lil something crawling on me. My mind told me "oh shit" my logic told me go find out what it is before you flip the fuck out. I excused myself to the bathroom where there was ample lighting and I saw the beast which I murdered on my sleeve. I came out and raised all hell!

Side story, I left my very first apartment due to these sons of foreign bitches! I was being bit in places and itching in compromising locations. I had to go. I lost all of my furniture and about 50% of my clothing. I still haven't recovered. Then went from that to a roach issue, an ant issue, to a flea issue. I can't deal with these terrorists anymore! They have got to go and leave me alone.

I'm just scarred for life and I can't begin to tell you what my nerves go through when I feel something on my skin move. I would hate for people who are trying to get some good pussy, or a good piece of dick and end up with a visitor coming home with you to turn you out. Be careful at the hotels, on the buses and public seated areas. They can hide and hitch a hike on your back and you'll be turnt out! Yea I said it, TURNT OUT!!! It can happen to anyone, I don't mean to focus on the sexually open and people with frequent flyer miles on their genitalia, but that bug ruined my sexual experience and I'm upset!

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